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derinthescarletpescatarian:

calmingthoughtsinyourhead:

legally blonde from warner’s perspective is so funny

One day you’re dating this gorgeous but ditsy girl but your family pressures you to break up with her once you go to harvard so you do and it ends in tears but whatever.

Next thing you know, she’s at Harvard, dressed in entirely different clothes, saying its easy to get in and she’s pretending she forgot you go there. But you payed your way in and she’s rich too so you kind of assume she did the same thing and fine, so you have a stalker now.

There’s a mixer at the start of the school year. She shows up in a playboy. bunny. costume.

She tries to flirt with you while your fiance is in the next room. You tell her enough is enough and she gets like really angry at you.

Suddenly she is kicking ur ass in class, she steals opportunities away from you, she steals your girlfriend, she starts winning cases, she’s on the news now, she graduates as valedictorian

And you deserve it

lightandfireandsunhavegone:
“ralfmaximus:
“pricklylegs:
“My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.
”
You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.
”
You don’t know that
”

lightandfireandsunhavegone:

ralfmaximus:

pricklylegs:

My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

You don’t know that

evilwizard:

thebloodwizard:

evilwizard:

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

have you tried abracadadderall?

it’s a material component for spells requiring Concentration

bumblebeebats:

party-gilmore:

mori-sempai:

funnytwittertweets:

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She took in the cats 😂

Can’t believe i just watched a cat baby trap her side piece’s whole family

OP’s cat:

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thornsilver:

jaubaius:

Boss: Why are you late for work?! 

Me: You’re never gonna believe this..

Source

This shit happened to me *in a cemetary* once.

thebearseasontwo:

cracking open a cold and a broken hallelujah with the boys

moveslikekeithrichards:

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

little-bit-obsessed:

Have these pictures of Tim Curry having a photoshoot with a statue guys

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(Photographs by Mick Rock)

loamvessel:

it’s cause you’re always on that damn spectrum

toskarin:

toskarin:

cartoon animal scooby doo: fuck

me, tears in my eyes: scooby doo would not say that

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do not like how this post looks in my notifs every time someone interacts with it